Saturday Night Live Christopher Lowell Show

You are in Denmark too long if ... (Part Four)

Dopo il successo della Parte 1 , della Parte 2 e della Parte 3 ecco a voi la quarta, e forse non ultima, parte dell'elenco delle cose che manifestano irrevocabilmente la durata eccessiva della tua permanenza in terra danese .

Sei in Danimarca da troppo tempo se... 

51) ... non ti preoccupi più che le tue scarpe siano abbinate correttamente al vestito quando vai a cena da amici, tanto dovrai togliertele ;

52) ... butti in all the junk food scraps;

53) ... begins to miss the presence of a blatantly corrupt government ;

54) ... six firmly believe that if eating fish fillet , there must be also remoulade;

55) ... ABSURD think that someone should pay for their education (see below);

56) ... you expect the state to PAY to keep you during your studies (see above);

57) ... do you think is NORMAL for the 40-60% of your salary is spent to pay the taxes ;

58) ... you are now perfectly at ease in driving in a roundabout

59) ... find attractive girls with the "beer belly";

60) ... you have insurance on your bike;

61) ... pay 25 euro for a breakfast and really think that both economic

62) ... beginning to feel the need to dine at 17.30 - while in your home country you're used to doing around 21.00;

63) ... spend a fortune to buy anti-rain jackets ;

64) ... became interested in events related to the royal family ;

65) ... measure the time in weeks - holidays to Week 7, Week 12 meeting, dinner with friends at week 14.

* You soon arrive in Denmark too long if ... (Part Five)